From a book about space travel:
"...the Mojave Dessert facility..."
This sounds awesome! Chocolate at Mojave?
Oops! I guess this is a fun typo! "The Mojave Desert facility" (which refers to the Mojave Air & Space Port) sounds a little less sweet but more accurate.
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Thursday, May 23, 2013
Monday, May 6, 2013
Criminal Sentence 647: Typo on Street Sign
Let's all move to New Zealand so we can see this exciting street sign!
http://news.yahoo.com/video/city-makes-embarrassing-typo-street-230018873.html
http://news.yahoo.com/video/city-makes-embarrassing-typo-street-230018873.html
Friday, May 3, 2013
Criminal Sentence 646: A Man or a Spread of Food?
From today's business section:
"Buffet joins Twitter: Billionaire Warren Buffett..."
Will this Twitter feed provide all-you-can-eat news?
"Buffet joins Twitter: Billionaire Warren Buffett..."
Will this Twitter feed provide all-you-can-eat news?
Friday, April 12, 2013
Criminal Sentence 645: Good Monetary News/Bad Grammar News
From a financial institution:
"The expense ratio on several of the funds you hold in this account have changed."
Yeah! Two expense ratios went down.
Boo! Bad grammar.
This should be changed to
"The expense ratios on several of the funds you hold in this account have changed."
or
"The expense ratio on several of the funds you hold in this account has changed."
And perhaps "on" should be "of" (if you don't mind two cases of "of" in this sentence).
"The expense ratio on several of the funds you hold in this account have changed."
Yeah! Two expense ratios went down.
Boo! Bad grammar.
This should be changed to
"The expense ratios on several of the funds you hold in this account have changed."
or
"The expense ratio on several of the funds you hold in this account has changed."
And perhaps "on" should be "of" (if you don't mind two cases of "of" in this sentence).
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Criminal Sentence 644: No Pain, No Grain
From a financial document I am editing:
"Within that landscape, we isolate singular investment opportunities for exploitation and capital grain."
Is the grain corn or wheat?
I just had to chuckle at that.
"Within that landscape, we isolate singular investment opportunities for exploitation and capital grain."
Is the grain corn or wheat?
I just had to chuckle at that.
Thursday, March 28, 2013
Criminal Sentence 643: Memories of Good Grammar
From a book I'm reading:
"Memories came flooding back of school days long ago."
Does this sentence sound odd to you? It does to me, especially "back of." Funny sounding or not, this sentence violates Strunk and White's Principle of Composition 20: "Keep related words together." The prepositional phrase "of school days long ago" goes with "memories," but the two are quite far away from one another.
Let's bring them back together:
"Memories of school days long ago came flooding back."
"Memories came flooding back of school days long ago."
Does this sentence sound odd to you? It does to me, especially "back of." Funny sounding or not, this sentence violates Strunk and White's Principle of Composition 20: "Keep related words together." The prepositional phrase "of school days long ago" goes with "memories," but the two are quite far away from one another.
Let's bring them back together:
"Memories of school days long ago came flooding back."
Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Criminal Sentence 642: Filter Out Bad Grammar
From an article about changing the water filters in your home:
"If not regularly maintained, bacteria can grow in the canisters."
This sentence suggests that homeowners should regularly maintain bacteria. The sentence meant to say that homeowners should regularly maintain the canisters (which contain the filters). Regular readers know that this error is called a misplaced modifier. And they know how much I hate such goofs!
Let's fix the sentence:
"If the canisters are not regularly maintained, bacteria can grow in them."
Now, stop maintaining bacteria in your home and change your water filter today!
"If not regularly maintained, bacteria can grow in the canisters."
This sentence suggests that homeowners should regularly maintain bacteria. The sentence meant to say that homeowners should regularly maintain the canisters (which contain the filters). Regular readers know that this error is called a misplaced modifier. And they know how much I hate such goofs!
Let's fix the sentence:
"If the canisters are not regularly maintained, bacteria can grow in them."
Now, stop maintaining bacteria in your home and change your water filter today!
Sunday, March 24, 2013
Criminal Sentence 641: What Is a Correct Question Mark?
A headline about Pope Francis:
New pope revives question: What is a "Latino?"
Perhaps it's true that someone of Italian heritage is not a Latino, but it is definitely true that this question mark is in the wrong place. It should be at the end:
What is a "Latino"?
If the item in quotation marks is a question, the question mark goes inside; otherwise, outside.
Here are two correct examples:
She asked, "What is your name?" ("What is your name" is a question, so the question mark goes inside.)
What is the meaning of "doofus"? ("Doofus" is not a question; the question is the entire sentence, so the question mark goes outside.)
Politicians Can't Spell
From today's paper:
Arizona Democratic Party spokesman Frank Camacho sent out a statement from Acting Executive Director DJ Quinlan talking about “Barrack Obama.” Never good to spell the big boss’ name wrong.
House Speaker Andy Tobin via Twitter commented on the “Medicade Expansion.” If you’re gonna knock it, you’d better first learn to spell it.
The Conservative Business League apparently needs to employ an English teacher. According to the league’s website, its board of directors includes Bob Thomas, one of people behind the recall effort of Democratic Rep. Chad Campbell, and Rod Ludders, who “hales” from Illinois. We’re glad he’s feeling so well.
The Republic | azcentral.com
Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:43 PM
How do you spell that? ... Apparently spelling is
blind to party lines. Both Democrats and Republicans have had a little
trouble recently. It happens to the best of us, but some of the flubs
were on key message words these politicos might want to pay a little
closer attention to next time.Arizona Democratic Party spokesman Frank Camacho sent out a statement from Acting Executive Director DJ Quinlan talking about “Barrack Obama.” Never good to spell the big boss’ name wrong.
House Speaker Andy Tobin via Twitter commented on the “Medicade Expansion.” If you’re gonna knock it, you’d better first learn to spell it.
The Conservative Business League apparently needs to employ an English teacher. According to the league’s website, its board of directors includes Bob Thomas, one of people behind the recall effort of Democratic Rep. Chad Campbell, and Rod Ludders, who “hales” from Illinois. We’re glad he’s feeling so well.
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Grammar in the news
Friday, March 22, 2013
Criminal Sentence 640: Not Like Flies
From a book about fruit flies:
"Like flies, our memories are initially short-lived..."
This sentence states that our memories are like flies. Perhaps memories buzz and flit about in our heads, but the writer did not mean to say this. He meant to compare the memories of flies with the memories of humans. We can fix this in a number of ways. The two I like best are these:
"Like the memories of flies, our memories are initially short-lived..."
"Like the memories of flies, those of humans are initially short-lived..."
"Like flies, our memories are initially short-lived..."
This sentence states that our memories are like flies. Perhaps memories buzz and flit about in our heads, but the writer did not mean to say this. He meant to compare the memories of flies with the memories of humans. We can fix this in a number of ways. The two I like best are these:
"Like the memories of flies, our memories are initially short-lived..."
"Like the memories of flies, those of humans are initially short-lived..."
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
Criminal Sentence 639: A Male What?
According to my DVR, tomorrow's "Project Runway" has the contestants making clothes for a "male review."
I found this to be rather amusing. What are the men going to review?
Ah, someone should have written "male revue," which is a show where men gyrate around. :)
I will review the show as soon as it records!
I found this to be rather amusing. What are the men going to review?
Ah, someone should have written "male revue," which is a show where men gyrate around. :)
I will review the show as soon as it records!
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Criminal Sentence 638: It's Just Lunch
From something I am editing (space related):
"...the demanding requirements of lunching humans into orbit..."
This was part of a very long sentence.
Are lunching humans demanding? I suppose I would demand no mustard but lots of mayo on my sandwich.
"...the demanding requirements of lunching humans into orbit..."
This was part of a very long sentence.
Are lunching humans demanding? I suppose I would demand no mustard but lots of mayo on my sandwich.
Labels:
Dumb Mistakes,
Spelling
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Criminal Sentence 637: Fire Experts or Just Experts?
From something I'm editing (an analysis of the Challenger explosion):
"Even so, in trials by fire experts voiced concerns and created opportunities to reconsider."
When I first read this sentence, I thought perhaps it was discussing "fire experts." If that were the case, the sentence would need a subject--who voiced concerns? A comma will clear up any confusion:
"Even so, in trials by fire, experts voiced concerns and created opportunities to reconsider."
Many times, a comma after a short phrase at the beginning of a sentence is unnecessary:
"In January I visited Australia."
If you want to use a comma, though, that's fine too:
"In January, I visited Australia."
This kind of comma is often optional (unless you're following an in-house style guide that mandates you use one). I personally like to use a comma most of the time in such cases; others may disagree.
In the "fire expert" sentence, though, I feel a comma is necessary because it helps the reader understand the sentence faster.
P.S. This post is about commas, not clichés, but I do not care for the phrase "trial by fire" in this sentence. Perhaps the writer could have thought of something more original.
"Even so, in trials by fire experts voiced concerns and created opportunities to reconsider."
When I first read this sentence, I thought perhaps it was discussing "fire experts." If that were the case, the sentence would need a subject--who voiced concerns? A comma will clear up any confusion:
"Even so, in trials by fire, experts voiced concerns and created opportunities to reconsider."
Many times, a comma after a short phrase at the beginning of a sentence is unnecessary:
"In January I visited Australia."
If you want to use a comma, though, that's fine too:
"In January, I visited Australia."
This kind of comma is often optional (unless you're following an in-house style guide that mandates you use one). I personally like to use a comma most of the time in such cases; others may disagree.
In the "fire expert" sentence, though, I feel a comma is necessary because it helps the reader understand the sentence faster.
P.S. This post is about commas, not clichés, but I do not care for the phrase "trial by fire" in this sentence. Perhaps the writer could have thought of something more original.
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Criminal Sentence 636: Don't Pour That On Me!
From the book I'm editing:
"The Simulation Supervisor and his evil team of training personnel would pour over all the procedures and rules."
I was starting to like this sentence because it had a little color (are training personnel over at NASA evil?). Then I got to "pour over." I started humming "Pour Some Sugar on Me," an 80s tune.
Oh, wait. You didn't mean that someone poured a liquid on the procedures! You meant the people studied the procedures closely: pored. Glad we cleared that up!
"The Simulation Supervisor and his evil team of training personnel would pour over all the procedures and rules."
I was starting to like this sentence because it had a little color (are training personnel over at NASA evil?). Then I got to "pour over." I started humming "Pour Some Sugar on Me," an 80s tune.
Oh, wait. You didn't mean that someone poured a liquid on the procedures! You meant the people studied the procedures closely: pored. Glad we cleared that up!
Criminal Sentence 635: Take My Advice
This morning, I found another reason to dislike paying bills. This instruction is on the outside of an envelope:
"Enclose the remittance advise with your payment."
Cringe.
"Advise" is a verb, as in "I advise this company to check its spelling."
"Advice" is a noun, as in "Will you give me a discount if I enclose the remittance advice instead of the remittance advise?"
"Enclose the remittance advise with your payment."
Cringe.
"Advise" is a verb, as in "I advise this company to check its spelling."
"Advice" is a noun, as in "Will you give me a discount if I enclose the remittance advice instead of the remittance advise?"
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Criminal Sentence 634: Ooh, excuse me!
From something I am editing (about the Space Shuttle):
"It took 20 months before the engine was capable of a 5-second burp at 100 percent."
A 5-second burp sounds fun--if you're 12!
"It took 20 months before the engine was capable of a 5-second burp at 100 percent."
A 5-second burp sounds fun--if you're 12!
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Chicago Tribune mention--Anyone see the missing quotation mark?
The link doesn't work so well (http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/life/ct-tribu-words-work-that-20130220,0,4792270.story), so here is the text:
February 20, 2013
We were going to
spend today discussing sequestration, a word springing from the lips of
politicians left and right and begging to be more clearly defined.
Then we read Time
columnist Joel Stein's explanation, upon which it's impossible to improve:
"The situation in which the federal budget will be different if something
doesn't something before something."
Exactly.
Which leaves us room
to discuss a word springing from the lips of actual people, much to the dismay
of other actual people.
The word is
"that." For all its banality, "that," has an impressive
ability to irk folks.
"My pet peeve is
'that,'" writes Words Work reader Gene Keefe. "'The judge felt that
it took too long.' 'The hearing officer ruled that it was too far away.' 'I
heard that you are too tall to shoot pool.'"
"Where you have
a verb and 'that' after it," Keefe contends, "it makes the sentence
longer without any change."
It's a complaint we
hear with some regularity, often from readers lamenting an undisciplined
wordiness creeping into much of our discourse.
But 'that' has its
share of vocal defenders.
Jay Heinrichs, author
of "Word Hero: A Fiendishly Clever Guide to Crafting the Lines that Get
Laughs, Go Viral, and Live Forever" (Three Rivers Press) and one of our
favorite language dudes, calls himself "a that guy."
"'That' does
make a sentence longer by an entire, often annoying, syllable," Heinrichs
says. "But it serves to pin down the object of a sentence.
"Our unraveling
grammar needs all the pins it can get."
Bonnie Trenga, author
of "The Curious Case of the Misplaced Modifier: How to Solve the Mysteries
of Weak Writing" (Writer's Digest Books), wrote a
grammar.quickanddirtytips.com blog post titled "When to leave out
'that.'"
Her conclusion?
Sometimes.
"Some people
think adding 'that' improves the flow of the sentence and makes it easier for
the reader to understand," Trenga writes. "Others believe they should
delete every seemingly unnecessary 'that' because they want to maintain an
economy of words.
"I'm all for
cutting unnecessary words," she writes. But I often like to keep my 'that'
if it helps the rhythm of the sentence. You'll have to judge whether using
'that' in your particular sentence improves or hurts its flow."
Trenga agitates for
'that' inclusion in the case of "garden path sentences," linguist
Steven Pinker's term for sentences that appear to be going in one direction but
wind up in another.
"Aardvark
maintains Squiggly's yard is too big," Trenga offers as an example.
"Without a
'that,' the reader is initially led to believe that Aardvark maintains, as in
mows, Squiggly's yard," she writes. "If you add in a 'that,' it's
clear from the beginning that Aardvark just has an opinion: Aardvark maintains
that Squiggly's yard is too big."
You could turn to the
grammar big guns on this one, but they hardly put the issue to rest.
The Elements of
Style, William Strunk Jr. and E. B. White's style guide by which many writers
swear, lists as its seventeenth principle of composition: Omit needless words.
In each of Mr.
Keefe's sentences, "that" does appear to be pretty needless.
The Associated Press
Style Book, on the other hand, argues for keeping the word in your toolbox:
"There are no
hard-and-fast rules, but in general:
•That usually may be
omitted when a dependent clause immediately follows a form of the verb to say:
The president said he had signed the bill.
•That should be used
when a time element intervenes between the verb and the dependent clause: The
president said Monday that he had signed the bill.
•That usually is
necessary after some verbs. They include: advocate, assert, contend, declare,
estimate, make clear, point out, propose and state.
•That is required
before subordinate clauses beginning with conjunctions such as after, although,
because, before, in addition to, until and while: Haldeman said that after he
learned of Nixon's intention to resign, he sought pardons for all connected
with Watergate.
"When in doubt,
include that," AP says. "Omission can hurt. Inclusion never
does."
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Blatant Self-Promotion
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
Criminal Sentence 633: Nice Broach??
From a weird story about using TP as a fashion accessory:
"Not your grandmother's broach:
One model sports an antique pin with a tissued twist while others rock
cocktail rings that are simply 'Charmin.'"
The problem here is "broach," which is a verb: He broached the subject at lunch.
The writer meant "brooch," a piece of jewelry.
Monday, February 11, 2013
Criminal Sentence 632: Thrifty vs Spendthrift
From an article about a man who finally started saving for retirement:
"My wife is thrifty and our combined incomes were well over $100,000 a year. With her spendthrift abilities we were able to pay off all of our credit card debts."
I had to laugh at that. He called his wife a spendthrift when he meant to repeat she was thrifty.
Thrifty = saves money well
Spendthrift = wastefully extravagant
"My wife is thrifty and our combined incomes were well over $100,000 a year. With her spendthrift abilities we were able to pay off all of our credit card debts."
I had to laugh at that. He called his wife a spendthrift when he meant to repeat she was thrifty.
Thrifty = saves money well
Spendthrift = wastefully extravagant
Criminal Sentence 631: Less vs Fewer
A headline in today's paper:
"Less New Year fireworks in badly polluted Beijing"
That would need to be "Fewer ... fireworks."
If you can pair "many" with the noun, you use "fewer"; if you pair "much," you use "less."
We'd write "many fireworks," not "much fireworks."
"Less New Year fireworks in badly polluted Beijing"
That would need to be "Fewer ... fireworks."
If you can pair "many" with the noun, you use "fewer"; if you pair "much," you use "less."
We'd write "many fireworks," not "much fireworks."
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Criminal Sentence 630: Let's Review Apostrophes!
From something I edited today:
"Our monthly column let's you dress like a star, for a fraction of the cost."
Oh, dear. Let's pretend we aren't using contractions and see how this sentence reads:
"Our monthly column let us you dress like a star, for a fraction of the cost."
Hmmm. That isn't so great.
Let's = let us
Lets = a verb: He lets me eat as much candy as I want.
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