"This holiday season, are you planning to give a gift on grammar or writing?"
Yes, I want all of my friends and relatives to brush up on grammar.
No, but only because I'm the only grammar nerd in my family.
No, but I'm going to treat myself to something in that genre.
No, I'm not that interested in grammar after all.
Well, I'm glad that you're all still interested in grammar.
Ho ho ho.