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The entry that made me laugh the loudest was Westley's:
"Leaking badly, the sailors abandoned the ship."
I'll bet they were so afraid that they were indeed leaking!
Congrats, Westley. Please e-mail me your address so I can get you your prize (firstname.lastname@example.org).
Thanks to everyone for entering!
Happy NG Day!
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